Looking for a Novelty drink? Cooter Punch is the best tastin’, most nutritonalist, fruit flavored water this side of the Mississippi. This stuff’s so good it make you wanna jump up and slap yo’ Mama!
Cooter Punch is made from the finest fresh picked juice & water so cold it will make you bark at the moon at midnight in the rain. So whatcha waiten fir?
Just remember you can’t judge the depth of a well by the handle of the pump. When your wore out and are hankerin’ for some refreshin water.
Buy Cooter Punch!